"Fifteen of the 20 local authority areas with the highest alcohol-related male death rates were in Scotland, with Glasgow top of the league with 83.7 deaths per 100,000."In contrast, Aberdeen is trailing behind badly with a paltry death-rate that is a mere sixth of what Glasgow's is.
Researchers speculated that there were two possible explanations for this pathetic performance:
a) Aberdonians are too mean to buy a round.
b) They have other distractions.
Talk about Aberdonians being cheap - that joke is really everything-must-go past-its-sell-by-date cheap.
ReplyDeleteAw, but she's beautiful, Shuggy.
ReplyDeleteI understand that short arms and deep pockets are quite common throughout Scotland. But surely sheep-shagging only generally happens in Wales?
ReplyDeleteI hope this doesn't offend anyone, by the way....
Aw, Paulie, must you complicate the narrative?
ReplyDeleteIn Niddrie, you wouldn't have room for a sheep, would ewe?
ReplyDeletehttp://strikethirteen.blogspot.com/2007/02/cheers.html
Nice pic. I've just done a piece on Culloden referring to these. Incidentally, Shuggy - do you follow the rugby, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteThe joke was cheap, but it made me chortle.
ReplyDeleteShuggy - you've been tagged at my site.
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