The archives of the Department of the Bleeding Obvious

I think I missed this one from January this year:

"There are wide variations in the quality of education in English primary schools, a major study has found.

Teaching and behaviour was worse in schools with pupils from disadvantaged backgrounds, researchers said."

No shit? Thank fuck they did a major study; a minor one might have missed this particular breathtaking revelation.

Meanwhile your host has learned that the Department of the Bleeding Obvious's next paper intends to argue that if you go out when it's raining, you get wet.

I want to go home, goddamit.