Down with this sort of thing

From the beeb:

"A mayor in the US state of Louisiana says he will sign into law a proposal to make wearing saggy trousers an act of indecent exposure.

Delcambre town council unanimously passed the ordinance earlier this week making it a crime to wear trousers that show underwear."

This is because having solved all their other social problems, they have time to devote to this one.

So this sort of thing would be unacceptable:



But this would be ok?



It's a legal minefield, I tell you. Best just go for this to be on the safe side:



A superficial and frankly crass excuse to post pictures of Kate Moss not wearing very much? Uh huh - your problem with this being what, exactly? (It's a rhetorical question, ok? If you really have one, frankly I don't give a shit.)