"Clearly, at the empathic level, one prefers the Tiggerish mammal. What is not to like about Boris?"I dunno but I'd have thought if you even found yourself thinking such things, never mind writing them, it might be worth while asking yourself, "What the fuck am I doing?"
It's not that I don't understand the appeal of Boris. On the plus side, he has:
1) Floppy hair.
2) He's funny - usually unintentionally.
3) He rides a bike.
On the downside:
1) He's a fucking Tory.
So you don't vote for him. Simple.