Oh, England!

My condolences. Didn't want you lot to win the World Cup, obviously - but I would have liked you to have lasted long enough to see you getting beaten by Germans or something. I feel this brings us closer together as nations: almost Scottish levels of incompetence we're seeing here chaps - what's going on?

It isn't just this. I see the sexy fan deficit hasn't been addressed since the last time I raised this issue.







Ahem...

A similar word combination on a Google search for Scottish fans gave the following as the number one image.



There was also a picture of Ewan McGregor.