Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Most boring medical advice ever

Have 'mild sex':
"Experts at Vienna's Sport Medicine Institute say high temperatures boost the desire for sex, but also increase the risk of heart attacks.

Professor Norbert Bachl warned couples to refrain from sex if the thermometer topped 30 degrees Centigrade.

And he appealed to those who could not resist to make love "calmly".

He said: "The high temperatures increase the sex drive, but they also make intercourse quite risky, as the chance of heart-related complications increases.

"Those who can't resist should wait until the evening hours, when the air gets cooler, but even then they should not go wild.""
In a recent survey, 8 out of 10 Viennese doctors, despite reservations, agreed on balance that life was for living. Provided it's done in an orderly fashion.

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