Pain

Hitherto, when I've been asked if I've ever had toothache before, I would always say yes.

I now realise I was only under the impression I'd had toothache before: I didn't know such pain was possible.

Went to the dentist this morning and had root canal treatment.

It wasn't fun.

But now the pain has stopped.

God bless these East Europeans and their willingness to take on NHS patients.

Settlers in - that's what I say.