Saturday, November 19, 2005

Some excellent travel advice

From Harry Hutton:
"Going on a trip? Don't forget to take some cigarette butts in your hand luggage. Leave them lying around the plane, it really pisses them off. They can't work out why their nerdish smoke detectors aren't working, and the look on their miserable faces sends my pleasure sensors soaring."
Now why didn't I think of that?

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