"Detectives yesterday received a formal complaint from a woman who spoke against Mr Sheridan in his successful defamation action against the News of the World.Well, by testifying against the Great Leader, she was obviously involved in the evil bourgeois conspiracy so we can ignore this story.
Helen Allison claims that she was both threatened and offered money to stay away from the High Court in Edinburgh 48 hours before she was due to appear."
Same with the report in the dead-tree version of the Scottish Sun that reports while Sheridan has refused to take a lie-detector test, some of those who testified against him have done and passed.
Clearly either the story is false or, more likely, those conducting the lie-detector tests are embroiled in the vast and ever-growing conspiracy against comrade Sheridan.
Because the idea that he's just a lying creep is inconceivable - isn't it?