Cornered: a couple of psueds

Henry Porter, in a piece entitled "If it would change the world, yes, you should vote Tory" offers the following delectable morsel for the Cameronians:

"David Cameron has not yet said enough for me to know where he stands and my endorsement still dangles as a tiny reward to whoever declares themselves nearest my convictions."

How David Cameron can contain himself is a mystery...

Meanwhile, GG gives his reasons for appearing on Big Brother:

"Firstly it was for Palestine..."

Frankly, I think I'd rather hear him rationalise suicide-bombings or something; this goes beyond tasteless and passes into surreality, and not in a good way.