Retarded tele-evangelist smites again

CNN reports that the Christian Right's cretin-in-chief Pat Robertson reckons he has discerned the hand of God in Sharon's stroke:

"Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said."

God was unavailable for comment on the smiting allegations but according to celestial city insiders the rumour is He is considering a legal action against Pat Robertson for slander and breech of copyright.

Via Simply Jews.