Easy top ten

Usually find this sort of thing difficult. You know, your top ten favourite books/films/songs/electrical appliances sort of thing.

This one from Doctorvee isn't, though.

Ten worst Radiohead songs?

Pick any - because they're all shite in a, "My dad owns Suffolk but I'm full of existential angst" sort of way.

I mean at least Coldplay fans - like the disgraced faction in our society that actually confess to liking U2 - often have the grace to be embarrassed.

This, I find, is not so with Radiohead fans.

They're like Morrisey fans in that respect.

They're so serious.

This is what happens when Guardian-readers listen to music.

It's not big and it's not clever.