Too much information

All this Prescott nonsense. I wish they would stop - it's putting images in my mind that are frankly a little unsettling. The press keep describing the affair as 'lurid'. We can only pray that this doesn't mean they made videos of their activities. Whatsherface claims it had nothing to do with power:

"She said she had kept the affair going because she enjoyed the attention, but was not attracted to power. 'It wasn't like I went home thinking: "Oh my God, I'm sleeping with the Deputy Prime Minister.""

So this relationship could just as easily happened if our John was the deputy manager of B & Q rather than deputy Prime Minister? Pull the other one. Leg, that is, leg.