Bennish is back

The high school teacher, suspended after a student taped one of his barking lectures, has been reinstated.

Well, fair-dos - as long as the school management are happy and y'all have "reached an understanding", who can complain?

"I will be back in the classroom on Monday, and I am excited to continue to teach," he said.

I'd take issue with the word "continue" in that context, but never mind.

What do you look like? Take on board the lesson of history, my man: attempts to compensate for baldness have, since the very dawn of time, always and everywhere make matters worse.