The night before...

They ban smoking in Scotland - and where are we? At a goddam wedding reception in an East Dunbartonshire municipal hall where they banned smoking a goddam week ago, that's where.

After the bride and groom departed to begin their wedded bliss*, we waited a decent interval - ooh, maybe as long as thirty seconds - before getting offski to 'ra pub fur the last night of freedom. (You might take our lives - but you'll never take our freeeee... oh shit, they just did.)

The peepul. (Dunno who the guy with the red T-shirt is but he's definitely one of the peepul.)

Enemy of the peepul.

*Oxymoron alert.