"The first minister has stepped into the debate on Scotland's national anthem.So we the peepul must step in.
Jack McConnell said the question of which song to adopt for sporting and other events may have to be resolved to strengthen Scotland's global brand.
He said his own favourite Scottish tune was Highland Cathedral, but said that politicians should not lead the debate."
I'd go for 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' by Monty Python, myself.
Failing that, perhaps some Burns set to the theme of Hawaii Five-O - or the Pearl and Dean tune they used to play in the cinema?
Goan yersel', big man - one singer, one song.