Love the drama in the following from the Times:
"Exposed: the schools inflating their GCSE league results."
Because apparently hitherto such things were kept hidden!!!!
"Schools are inflating their league table scores by entering pupils for "easier" vocational qualifications, previously secret government data have shown."
If you're a journalist and you seriously think this sort of thing qualifies as a government secret, you might want to ask yourself if you're in the right job. Oh, you work for Rupert Murdoch? Sorry - forgot.